Here’s a new waste of time for you: dumblaws.com.
Among the dumbest laws:
- It is illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (also in Alabama)
- Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses in California (whatever that means)
- There also seems to be a few too many cheese-related laws in Wisconsin.
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun in New York.
- Also in New York – A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The dumbest laws I could find in Minnesota’s books were:
- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
- It is illegal to sleep naked.
- All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
- Oral sex is prohibited.
- All bathtubs must have feet.
There are even some city-specific laws:
Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
You’re not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
And no, I am not kidding. If you want even more dumb fun, check out dumbwarnings.com.