Dumb laws

Here’s a new waste of time for you:

Among the dumbest laws:

  • It is illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (also in Alabama)
  • Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses in California (whatever that means)
  • There also seems to be a few too many cheese-related laws in Wisconsin.
  • It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun in New York.
  • Also in New York – A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

The dumbest laws I could find in Minnesota’s books were:

  • A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
  • It is illegal to sleep naked.
  • All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
  • Oral sex is prohibited.
  • All bathtubs must have feet.

There are even some city-specific laws:

Red cars can not drive down Lake Street

St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

You’re not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

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