I am off to the “Great Minnesota Get Together” otherwise known as the Minnesota State Fair. Alternatively, you could call it “Gorge Yourself Until You Are Sick” or “This Probably Should Not be Served on a Stick”, but they don’t have the best ring to them.

I plan on eating a lot of deep fried things, window shopping for windows (and other home improvement-type things) and look over some political candidates’ platforms. I’ll try to avoid carnies, large farm equipment, and anything with a sign above it with the words “Beer” and “Garden”.