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Despair.com now seems to have (or maybe they always did) copyright on the demotivational posters that once graced the former aberratum.com. It looks like they actually could make money by selling that crap now.

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Dumb laws

Here’s a new waste of time for you: dumblaws.com.

Among the dumbest laws:

  • It is illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (also in Alabama)
  • Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses in California (whatever that means)
  • There also seems to be a few too many cheese-related laws in Wisconsin.
  • It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun in New York.
  • Also in New York – A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

The dumbest laws I could find in Minnesota’s books were:

  • A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
  • It is illegal to sleep naked.
  • All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
  • Oral sex is prohibited.
  • All bathtubs must have feet.

There are even some city-specific laws:

Minneapolis
Red cars can not drive down Lake Street

St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

Virginia
You’re not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

And no, I am not kidding. If you want even more dumb fun, check out dumbwarnings.com.